Aug 8, 2005

It's almost Shakespearian in its poetry...

So, Calliope and I reunited last Sunday. Sure, she may just be using me for her Buffy fix because I got her completely addicted, but I love her anyway. We venture to Swork because Kay needs our company-slash-is using us to bring her food.

Anyways, it's been like a thousand degrees in LA, so a blended beverage seemed like the frosty, reasonable choice. Kay claims she can do a strawberry shake but that's another one of her lies. Because the gelato was raspberry. Point being, she orders me up a specialty shake. Mitzye and I are counter-bound, waiting for our refreshments.

I notice the boy baristas talking while fixing my shake.

Me: Why are they making fun of my milkshake?
Callipe, with complete deadpan sincerity: Because it brings all the boys to the yard?

I still have no words, people. No words.

7 comments:

President Harlowe said...

You'll come to a street. On your left will be a liquor store, on your right will be a bank. Turn right at the light. You can't miss it. Well, MISS THIS, BITCH.

Anonymous said...

HOW DARE YOU! I have never in my life yelled at a poster like this! We were all rooting for you!

Holly said...

OMG, you totally got a shoutout on Go Fug Yourself...

huntergrayson said...

I'd like to think so, but I think they got it from ONTD.

Sticky Keys said...

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/34058059/7192005"


So how much do you charge?

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