lethally fabulous: the huntergrayson story

STFU, Kim Novak.

2012-01-09T10:33:00.000-08:00

I simply *had* to post using that headline, because it's probably going to be appropriate only once or twice in my Life.So, I haven't seen "The Artist" yet - in large part due to the fact that is playing NOwhere near Amishville, PA (also, Weinsteins, the official film website should take a page from Fox Searchlight and list future opening dates/cities) - but am aware that it is a near-silent

a cinema on a desert island

2012-01-09T00:52:00.000-08:00

So, the fabulous Matt Zoller Seitz wrote an article recently for Salon in which he asked us, what, if we could somehow take a perpetually functioning DVD/Blu-Ray player to a desert island -- one run by solar power or coconuts, one presumes - we would be watching.He allows for a single short film, one self-contained season of a television show and ten films. However, the last part has a caveat --

Coffee. Mug from the Double R. Inspired by @DAVID_LYNCH and... on Twitpic

2011-12-20T04:40:00.000-08:00

Coffee. Mug from the Double R. Inspired by @DAVID_LYNCH and... on Twitpic.(Oh, by the way, if you're looking for a Last Minute Krimma Gift, the Secret Diary of Laura Palmer is back in print with a new foreword.)Also? Got the out-of-print Lime Green Box from my new beau. Best Boyfriend Ever? Possibly.

Runway Recap: S9, Casting Special - "Road to the Runway"

2011-07-28T23:13:00.000-07:00

Previously on Project Runway: Gretchen won. If you're like me, you immediately wentout afterwards for a stiff drink, said "let us never speak of this atrocity again" and blocked it from your memory. But it was real. It happened. Tim Gunn cameoed in everything, including HIMYM, SATC2 and, best of all, Gossip Girl. Which led to him publicly calling out Our Raccoon-Eyed Lady of FauxEdginess,

If this isn't her nadir....

2011-07-08T12:34:00.000-07:00

Starring: Bonnie Aarons, Michael Adler, garcelle Beauvais, Art Bell, Stacy Daniel and Michael Esparaza. Yep, that's it, that's everyone who starred in this movie. Nobody else.Look, Verizon FiOs's guide and Lifetime Movie Channel may forget she was in this but I never will. IKWKM: NEVER FORGET. Lest it happen again!There's a funny and true story involving me accidentally insulting a crew

kanye west is a douchebag...but he isn't dangerous

2009-09-25T16:34:00.000-07:00

Let’s gain some perspective, people. Kanye is a douchebag. Yes. That is indisputable. He is also a genius. Which may or may not be disputed. But, in the scheme of things, he is a douchebag but he isn’t actually dangerous.Here’s what he did. He interrupted an acceptance speech. At the VMAs. Which give you a sense of their musical claim to legitimacy upfront by being predicated on the

britbot: unplugged and unhinged.

2009-09-06T16:23:00.000-07:00

Sorry to the Greecies and my FB friends for posting this for the THIRD time today (though I keep my real life/FB life far from this blog, so never the twain shall meet...), but for those of you wondering what it would take to revive the blog after a brief coma, it is this HORROR. Or WHORE. Whichever. Either way, listen to the YouTube, ye followers, and despair:Britney "performs" Alanis's "You

and for those wondering why the Times is failing.

2008-09-06T19:01:00.000-07:00

Ahem.Calender? Really?Granted, I suppose the blame really lies with KTLA's corner promo copyeditor (or lack thereof), but still. On the subject of the CW - okay, so, the premieres of GG and 902.0 gave us Tinsley Mortimer, Jay McInerney, Cory Kennedy and the Cobrasnake. Are we sure that the whole thing isn't being funded by Gawker/Defamer? But props to ANTM for finally admitting that Tyra is

jock inch(es)/french twist

2008-08-09T11:29:00.000-07:00

So while unable to sleep due to the thrilling international events going on closer to home (namely, a Scot taking up a large portion of my bed), I stumbled upon the strange and thrilling world of Olympic coverage of random events no one watches.But, oh, they should. Because:Badminton Player Przemyslaw Wacha, of Poland [Sven Heise's image stolen from here].I caught about five seconds of the match

counterprogramming

2008-07-18T00:00:00.000-07:00

Now needs a new dictionary definition, because why waste time with this:-------------------------------------------------------Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source - Share This coun·ter·pro·gram /ˈkaʊntərˌproʊgræm, ‑grəm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[koun-ter-proh-gram, ‑gruhm] Pronunciation verb, -gramed or -grammed, -

what if they held an academic conference...

2008-06-25T21:14:00.001-07:00

And didn't invite me. More specifically, an academic conference where experts discussed "trainwreck female celebs." According to CNN's story, topics included "Britney's Tears: The Abject Female Celebrity in Postemotional Society" and "Hooker, Victim and/or Doormat: Lindsay Lohan and the Culture of Celebrity Notoriety." Look, I'm fine with not getting invited to the latest club opening. Or

you could've prevented this...

2008-06-11T20:37:00.000-07:00

As previously mentioned, I could've been the host for American Idol. Seriously. I auditioned.Which means that there's some alternate universe in which Ryan Seacrest is, quite justifiably, not famous and using that fame for pure, unadulterated evil. Pure unadulterated evil in the form of producing yet another apocalypse-baiting reality show. Look, I want to do unspeakable things to Brody

Keep picturing Clive Owen showing up with Scotch...

2007-11-04T11:49:00.001-08:00

Well, that was odd. So, my last post mentioned both Eleven and D$M, right? Guess who has a huge banner over the club advertising her hosting their Saturday dance night? None other than Candis Cayne, the awesome transgendered actress from the show. I've yet to go, but still, seeing two random things come together in your mind and then in real life is...odd.Which, further - as much as I hate Oprah

Trashy, addictive TV, part 2

2007-10-10T22:38:00.000-07:00

Back in school, in my TV class, I wrote a paper on Nip/Tuck. The main point of it was that while subtlety is all well and good, melodrama has its place. And it's a fun place. Plus, playing things at a fever pitch sometimes means you can get away with more.If you're not chasing the cocktail of Gossip Girl's NY porn + money + beautiful pampered people doing delicious things with a shot of Dirty

trashily addictive-y television

2007-10-10T21:20:00.000-07:00

I threatened you on Facebook and, yeah, it's on. GG, episode 4, live-ish (at the ads) blog below. [And I said method liveblogging, so there was at least one Martini before the start]:9:20 p.m. -- A Breakfast at Tiffany's dream sequence? Awesome. The wistfulness of Moon River gets me every time, but nice for it to be utilized for its darker underpinnings.And yeah, we all saw S being incorporated

the 'duh' in 'dui'

2007-09-25T09:32:00.000-07:00

Seriously, Least. Surprising. DUI. Ever.The whole thing can be summed up in the following story, which took place on my birthday.MP: [Charming anecdote about her friend being harassed by a drunken guy in the bushes.] And guess who it was?HA: Kiefer Sutherland?H. said this in the most perfect deadpan, "oh, you know how that Kiefer is" voice, like we knew him.I think the bushes incident was a

further adventures in juxtaposition...

2007-09-03T01:46:00.000-07:00

After CollegeHumor was actually, inadvertently funny for a change, banner ads prove hilariously stupid/stupidly hilarious once again:The awesome cats at LOLgay macro-ed the heck out of Craig (submit yours today!). But then there's the weirdness of having a "3 conservative books for $1 each" ad next to it. Which, huh? I wonder if they bought the ad in hopes that LOLgay would attract right-wingers

black velvet margarita

2007-08-16T14:15:00.000-07:00

Something I just learned today -- Madonna born/Elvis died. Same day, different years.There's a fantastic place on Cahuenga (ish?) called Velvet Margarita. You can stop in for a drink in the middle of the day and it feels like 1 a.m. when you walk through the door. Bring sunglasses, because when you walk back out, you'll be reacting like Spike on the Summer Solstice. Point being -- they *always*

mean girls, starring page six.

2007-08-16T12:50:00.000-07:00

As I previously mentioned. I heart the blind items. I also love reading Gawker and the Post, even though NYC is driven by such different industries (publishing, fashion, etc.) than LA, so I have no idea who half the people mentioned *are.* In a weird way, that makes it more fun. They become these interesting creatures who I don't really know from movies/TV/whatever, but know all the gossip about.

strike a juxtapose!

2007-08-15T06:52:00.000-07:00

Okay, we've all seen examples of horribly ironic/inappropriate placement of ads on a webpage.Now I give you the funniest thing ever posted on College "Humor," ever. And I don't think it was intentional. So, bros, dudes, and dudebros - Lauren wrote this totally awesome piece "Irrelevant Nostalgia at $25 bucks a pop!" It's about making fun of hipster pop-culture T-shirts.Now guess who is one of

technical difficulties

2007-08-11T20:19:00.000-07:00

Sorry about the gankiness of the "read more" cuts. I *think* I followed the instructions properly when I changed the template. But it's seemingly screwed up. Ah, to be in high school and a minor tech geek again.

you can't spell 'meme'...

2007-08-06T04:35:00.001-07:00

Without 'me.' And you can't spell 'procrastination' without 'contains airports.'Way back around the 4th-ish of July, the lovely and talented Catherine Cantieri "tagged" me for this internet meme thing. So while I could make excuses, there really isn’t a good one. So without further adieu, let’s get into Eight Things You’ve Always Wanted to Know About Me but Were Afraid to Ask. But first –THE

fast, cheap and out of control....

2007-07-29T15:40:00.000-07:00

Too bad it's already taken, because that would be the perfect title for the Lindsay Lohan story. And I really like her on-screen -- I really do. But she is fucking out of control in a way that makes Neely O'Hara look tame.We need her former co-star to deliver this speech to her.It's enough to make me either cry or laugh, so let's laugh while trying to be compassionate to someone with serious

i love it when a blind item comes together...

2007-07-28T10:04:00.000-07:00

I love blind items. LOVE them. It's all the fun of a trying to figure out a mystery, only with more celebs. Plus, I firmly believe that they're often the only "true" gossip since Us/Star/etc. collude regularly with publicists and celebs themselves.The best part about solving them is that you then get to breathlessly exclaim "OMG, guess what I know about [blank] screwing/snorting/screaming [blank]

for your consideration...

2007-07-02T18:51:00.000-07:00

I meant to do this earlier, before the Emmys were nearly upon us.The Good News? The series finale of Rome is in the Top 10 finalists list floating over at Gold Derby.I've missed most of TV this spring -- like, the entire latter halves of Heroes, VM and BSG.That being said, I swear to Xenu, I will hunt down and kill the entire nominating committee if Polly Walker isn't recognized for her work in

they say it's your birthday....

2007-07-02T18:02:00.000-07:00

The object of my inexplicable worship, Lindsay Morgan (Dee) Lohan is 21 today.Too bad she can't celebrate like I imagined she would. I had a fantastic vision of hookers and eightballs everywhere, shirtless men writhing in cages, a Svendka vodka fountain...Oh, well, she got sprung from Promises long enough to buy an Iphone, so I'm still jellus.Do a shot or snort a line in her honor, dear readers.

A paradox! An oxymoron! A paradoxymoron!

2007-06-29T12:50:00.000-07:00

So all the old mainstays of rock are releasing new albums soon. Or touring while their drummer passive-agressively bitches about it via blog. Or transforming a formerly promising teen actress into a clone of his ex and then fucking her onscreen while blood spews everywhere.Among those doing the album-releasing thing?The Smashing Pumpkins.I sorta had this information swirling in the back of my

VICTORY IN OUR TIME!

2007-06-08T15:05:00.000-07:00

I guess dreams really DO come true...She's back in jail! HUZZAH!Okay, now I'm going to visualize a pony and winning the lotto.

i'm gonna be a celebrity....

2007-06-07T13:46:00.000-07:00

That means someone everyone knows....A few weeks ago, I decided that pretty much all I wanted for my birthday - besides Clive Owen and a bottle of Scotch - was for Paris to go to jail. And stay there.I had other dreams, too, of course -- a rocking party, a fabulous life and Clive Owen. But I've been kinda in the doldrums and not that much in a "MY LIFE IS TOTALLY KICKASS! I ROCK! WOO! CELEBRATE

ask and ye shall receive....

2007-04-09T11:49:00.000-07:00

Well, that was weird.No less than 24 hours after having an insatiable curiousity about Gay Zombies, MySpace has a banner ad for this "mockumentary" [please, someone, banish that word] entitled American Zombie. The tagline?"We're here. We're dead. Get used to it."Stop INVADING MY BRAIN, universe! This hat is made of the *really good* tinfoil, okay?Meanwhile, in non-Gay Zombie news -Last week,

there are no small parts...

2007-03-29T10:24:00.000-07:00

Only gay zombies?So. A while back, certain people [namely me, Kay Rose, Holly Magnolia, Livia Harlowe] and I were talking about how there are no brief/funny puns involving gay zombies. And there aren't.The sad thing is that I own this book [a gay spoof of the Choose Your Own Adventure Books from my/your childhood], which includes ZOMBIE DRAG QUEENS. But no humorous puns or cool slanguage.I've

best. week in film. ever.

2007-03-09T19:12:00.000-08:00

A long, long time ago, I went to a private, conservative high school.In this place, a younger, no less wise huntergrayson wandered about, feeling alone and confused.Then a mad hatter arrived to take over the theater program. Said mad hatter started offering film classes and, well, my life as I know it now sorta began then.Keep in mind that this was before the DVD age reached full swing. So the

i'll sleep when I'm dead, again....

2007-03-07T15:58:00.000-08:00

3/6/07 7:45:05 AMI know how Billy Chenowith dies.I have no idea how my grandfather will. Besides likely sooner rather than later.Yeah, that’s a thought that will keep one awake even if they had all the Ambien in the world. I’m seriously considering drinking at sun-up just to turn my mind off.I’ve been an insomniac since birth because, well, my head is a scary and busy and infinitely changing

wearing my geek badge with pride....

2007-03-04T07:09:00.000-08:00

Okay. I know it's uncool in this day and age to be genuinely sentimental about anything. Especially - with all the blogs and the Defamer and the snark - about the Oscars.But. Growing up? It was pretty much my favorite night of the year. Almost on par with Christmas. Not that I remember the winners or the moments - my memory is fuzzy at best and non-existent at worst - but the important things -

down with love!*

2007-02-18T19:05:00.000-08:00

Okay, several days late and many, many dollars short -But apparently the Valentine's Day movie at the Arclight was Breakfast at Tiffany's.I've said it before, I've said it again. Despite it's canonization, despite it being a cultural touchstone for zillions of women - there is *nothing* romantic about this movie. Nothing.Sure, on the surface? It certainly seems romantic. It has Audrey Hepburn,

my mom is a big fat beyotch [sorta]

2007-01-08T07:53:00.000-08:00

Here's the vaguely alluded to Christmas letter, y'all, with telling info deleted:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [SURNAME] family what's up since you last received a christmas card "A Christmas Quiz "1.[mom] has

there are two colors in my head....

2007-01-08T07:28:00.000-08:00

And they're, like, fuschia polka dots and neon orange.So. My first hangover in MONTHS. And it's bad. Real bad.Normally, I don't get hungover because I am the H2O police. Good rule of thumb to follow is for every two drinks, drink a pint glass of water. Honestly, that's some of the best advice my dad ever gave me.But now, I want to DIE. I want the world to end in a firey blaze and take me

irony is the mother of...something

2006-12-27T22:33:00.000-08:00

So, earlier this week, I considered deleting an old entry that was, uhm, less than favorable towards my mother on the off-chance that she or someone she knew stumbled across it.That was before I gazed upon a copy of the Christmas Letter she sent out which -a) Makes herself out to be a selfless, tragic martyr.b) Basically accuses my dad of being a deadbeat abandoner.c) Portrays my sister as a

question...

2006-12-18T12:08:00.000-08:00

Okay, I'm half-joking about this and half-not.How would one cite Lindsay Lohan's Blackberry Message in a paper or article?Are there even MLA/AMA rules for Blackberry Tributes/Eulogies?I ask because I'm considering writing a Lohan-related article to kinda "pitch" myself for freelance work, like for magazines and whatnot. I mean, I write about her enough here, so why not? Plus, the only relevant

I'M THE PERSON OF THE YEAR!

2006-12-18T11:04:00.000-08:00

Look. I know that Time has named the collective "You" the person of the year.But really, it's "me you" NOT "you you."I'm sorry.You may ask yourself, but "huntergrayson, you've never posted a video on YouTube, why are you more deserving of this title than I, with my awesome 'look at my kitty doing cute things for 90 minutes?' video that shall make De Sica himself weep with envy?"[special inside

coincidence...

2006-12-16T13:03:00.000-08:00

OR PURE EVIL!?A requiem in three parts: While filming License to Wed earlier this year in a certain building belonging to a certain BFF, Robin Williams is milling about downtown. Besides the two of us starting the only interesting (i.e. completely false) rumor ever to exist about Mandy Moore, I stumble into this hilarious idea, which I consistently joke about with aforementioned BFF: "Hey,

a vague glimmer of hope...

2006-11-30T08:44:00.000-08:00

Can it possibly be true?Page Six is reporting that LiLo is flirting......no, not with a new man, but sobriety.Good luck, honey. No, seriously, good luck.[We need both a sarcasm and anti-sarcasm/sincerity font/symbol/etc. Our society demands it. Holly? Irony asterisk?]That said, isn't the second word in AA anonymous?It's pretty shitty for someone to go to an AA meeting and then call up Page

comeback?: I never left, beyotches!

2006-11-28T03:52:00.000-08:00

For reasons that will be apparent in forthcoming days, my year in film, TV, etc. pretty much came to a crashing thud last week. Naturally, I'm still planning to see all the fantastic Oscarbait pics and the TV year doesn't really end until the last Battlestar Galactica of 2006 (12/15/2006, before the big Sunday move of '07), but, yeah, the arts kinda died a little, for me, over the week of

team firecrotch forever.

2006-11-27T05:27:00.000-08:00

Besides Blogger being a bitca and rendering me unable to format properly in Safari (biting the hand that publishes me, no?), there's VERY IMPORTANT breaking news:Paris. Hit. Lindsay.x17 has the video up here.(see how easy it is to link rather than steal? coughcoughPEREZcoughcough. Sidenote and true story: I saw that jackhole wearing an ugly scarf in the middle of August. In Los Angeles. When

COBRA. third act and denoue-something.

2006-11-25T20:07:00.000-08:00

SUPERDUPER RETCON DISCLAIMER:These postings were written while I hadn't had a good night's sleep in DAYS. Lack of sleep makes me, well, punch-drunk (despite what H----- told you on her blog on lies, I was not ACTUALLY DRUNK while writing these entries). But, yeah, no sleep makes for a slightly manic, incoherent me. Oh, and I know nothing about football, but, man, that TV Class sure did a number

HALFTIME COBRA

2006-11-25T18:52:00.000-08:00

11/25/06 6:27:00 PM“Brady Quinn brings the Irish up.”Is that different than “get your irish up?” One means fighting. Speaking of Irish. I still haven’t had a drink.Would a Rob Roy with Dubonnet Rouge rather than Sweet Vermouth be totally gross? I don’t have soda for the New School Old-Fashioned. Yes, I invented the New School Old Fashioned.(after the game, I did).How did I get so sweaty? I have

COBRA. CONTINUED.

2006-11-25T18:28:00.000-08:00

[This is what happens when I attempted to watch the USC/ND football game - despite knowing *nothing about football* while channel-flipping to a crappy movie called King Cobra, while drinking and IMing H----- while semi live-blogging my thoughts. Be afraid, be very afraid.]Southwest ad. Lavender explodes. Hell no.Oh, Bonaventure Hotel! SHOUTOUT!does queen latifah get a houseboat everytime a

Sophie's Motherfracking Choice:

2006-11-25T16:43:00.000-08:00

5 PM on SciFi: King Cobra. With Pat Morita and a cast of thousands. Dozens. Whatever.Same time, different bat channel: USC versus Notre Dame. Now, you know I don't know nothing about football. But. Still.I wanna watch the game to see K's cousins weep. (True story: they flew into LA to watch the game. And didn't buy her a ticket! And K went to SC and they're ND alums. It's both schools!

it's okay....

2006-11-25T04:00:00.000-08:00

We have all the time in the world.Unfortunately, no we don't.R.I.P to Sven Nykist as well. He had one of the best eyes and best careers in the business. Plus he got to shoot the gorgeous Miss Lena Olin twice, so not a bad life, eh? Which brings me to -sidenote: despite my paper arguing that Alias is/was the successor to Bond, it's taken me until now to realize that title of the last episode

vignettes are the new black....

2006-05-17T15:57:00.000-07:00

disclaimer: this post was written under the influence of several whiskey sours. keep that in mind:The scene: The day before my final(s) frantically typing a late paper, outside Leavey Library.So there I am, by the gorgeous reflecting pool, chugging Rock Star (oh, 'SC, remember RedBull? I do. And fondly. Wha happened?) and pounding away on my laptop like Colin Farrell with a sorority girl. A

does UPN even have a standards & practices dept?

2006-04-13T00:25:00.000-07:00

Cases in point, both from Veronica Mars:Last week's episode, Plan B. (roughly)Veronica to Weevil: "It's not time for Plan B just yet, Dirty Harry."Weevil: "In case you haven't noticed, I ain't no mick cop."Veronica: "Dirty Sanchez?"OH. DEAR. LORD. What the hell, is this HBO?From this week's, I Am God. Dick Casablancas: "Sometimes you don't need the prettiest horse, just one that will let you

the thing about rejection is...

2006-04-09T06:21:00.000-07:00

You feel like a fucking reject afterwards.Sigh. Look, I know that certain situations aren't ideal and I shouldn't take it personally. But god/Xenu help me, I do. Completely hypothetically, one of this situations would be, say, posting a Craigslist ad, getting a response and having a guy come over (after a good deal of back and forth-ing via email).30 minutes later, guy arrives, guy calls, guy

Fuck da children...

2005-11-11T05:29:00.000-08:00

No, seriously, fuck the children.Okay, not really and not in a Michael Jackson (a.k.a "FUBAR") way, but kinda...But I'm more than a little pissed off by Toyota's decision to pull ads from 'Nip/Tuck' (the greatest show evah! or on now) thanks to the efforts of the retarded PTC, who seem to have nothing better to do with their time than drum up protests from their devotees and trick networks and

You can fool some of the people all of the time...

2005-10-16T07:53:00.000-07:00

But I sure as hell ain't one of them!I wasn't aware that in addition to being a scientologist and an actor, Tom Cruise was a world class magicia -- sorry, illusionist (thanks, Gob) -- now watch as he makes his own baby disappear!Wow, this satin-y blouse sure makes Katie look pregnant. And look at that belly button popping out. Must be a baby in there! A baby created by sweaty, heterosexual

It's almost Shakespearian in its poetry...

2005-08-08T04:52:00.000-07:00

So, Calliope and I reunited last Sunday. Sure, she may just be using me for her Buffy fix because I got her completely addicted, but I love her anyway. We venture to Swork because Kay needs our company-slash-is using us to bring her food.Anyways, it's been like a thousand degrees in LA, so a blended beverage seemed like the frosty, reasonable choice. Kay claims she can do a strawberry shake but

Is it live or is it Memorex?

2005-08-05T11:50:00.000-07:00

This is terrifying:Ladies and gentlemen, that's a wax figurine of Miss Simpson. One which is completely indistinguishable from the "starlet" herself. And one that likely contains less plastic. Jessucka was just the cohost of "Live with Regis and Kelly" and the same dead-eyed, Jaws-Wide-Open look never left her face. Even though Kelly Ripa proved herself to be quite a sly, stone-cold bitch by

Well, there goes my non-innocence...

2005-08-05T05:45:00.000-07:00

Thanks to StickyKeys, I checked out ohnotheydidn't this very early morning (late night, whatever, semantics) and feel so bummed out:[image ganked from Getty, obviously]Hell to the nah.Let's all be greatful he's still hung like a horse, okay? To think that Owen is the one with the stallion-based nickname. If anyone would like to send evidence, reports, him to my house to confirm this rumor, that'd

Dear Hollywood -- Look at how Trendsetting I am!

2005-08-01T19:08:00.000-07:00

It's become obvious to me that my friends and I have some brilliant, trend-setting taste -- essentially, we're trendy and rich and famous without having the benefits of money or power or whatnot.Case in point: The Broadway Bar. It's right by the Orpheum (or is partly inside it?) and is from the creators of the old, reliable Golden Gopher. The interior is gorgeously dark and oak-y, with

family guy: back from the dead...like that zombie that's slow moving yet needs a bullet directly to the head

2005-05-08T21:57:00.000-07:00

So I'm back in the South for the following festivities:1) Livia's graduation2) Mother's Day3) My sister's GraduationThree divas, three days of reckoning - err, celebration. No survivors! Except Harlowe/Moran, naturally.Point being, due to some technical difficulties, I can't watch DH right now from the Tivo. So I'm taking a gander at the Family Guy/American Dad tape I recorded, because I was

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead.

2005-02-18T07:07:00.000-08:00

More than just a great Clive Owen film*, people. It's a way of life for me.Like 7:15 and no sleep. Technically, I got a prescription to prevent this wacky nocturnal sleep cycle. Yet I lied to my doctor and said I was doing better. Another strand in the web of lies. [new Harlowe/Moran slogan, anyone?]So I'm buzzed and horny and trying not to think about my life. Because when I do, panic